So you get the seriousness of this, right?
You're in this with me? How can you help? What can you do? What can be done to ease this?
I thank you. I thank you for your concern. It touches me.
The issue is: Haircuts.
I'll wait for a minute while you gather yourselves. Catch your breath. Have a seat. Maybe somebody can bring you a glass of cold water....
I have huge haircut issues. For myself and for my boys. Since their first haircut I had brought them to a children's salon out on Long Island - where my parents are. But the woman who cut their hair.... well... it pains me to say this but she --- left. With nary a word. So I was stranded.
Brought the boys to the local Super Cuts and their hair was butchered! (Swat team was called in. That woman will no longer be cutting hair.)
Then the next time I brought them to this little trendy hipster place in the East Village. $60 later they had trendy little hipster haircuts.... AND they still looked the same as the other haircuts! Imagine how thrilled I was to spend that much more on haircuts! But, now I could say they "get their hair cut in the East Village." Instead of Long Island. So you get it why it's worth it for me to pay nearly double the price? Right?
Yeah. Me too.
Their hair is getting long & I looked at my calendar... and... as scary as this sounds there's literally no free weekend to get their hair cut until mid July! So, I started thinking that I'd take the day off after their last day of school -- take them out in Manhattan, have a fun day, get their hair cut at their cool, hip, trendy East Village haircuttery.... but then realized I'd be taking time off two days that week -- so I can't really take that day off.
My father offered to take them to his.......
Like with shears. Razors. Red, white and blue poles... And... bowl cuts! And shaved heads!!
I'm making myownself sick! THe stupid thing about this is I really don't like it when guys go to "salons" - I'm a total minimalist when it comes to grooming and guys... but for some reason... when it comes to my kids.... I'm going through this whole snobby thing...(Said in snooty voice:) "No child of mine will go to a ... a... barber!" And I'm even entertaining the thought of taking them to my old salon and paying over $35 each!
Am I mad?
I think so.
And I can't even believe this is a "thing".
And I can't even believe I'm blogging about this.
But I do believe in fairies!
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